I think it’s safe to assume that we are currently fending off a physical attack on our office servers from a band of nomadic ninja’s that are intent on replacing our website with video’s of cats playing musical instruments.

Luckily for you, we are very experienced with nunchuks and throwing stars, please bear with us as we fix the issue. We hope to resolve this issue shortly.

Thank you for your patience,

The Management
BMF Promotions, Inc.